Thursday, October 28, 2010

Real Men of Genius


Today we salute you Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man.
(Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man)
Some men use giant slingshots to send soft capsules of water to their far away friends, you send beer in solid containers.
(hey, send me some ice)
That's right, nothing says "Thanks for being my wingman" like a silver bullet concussion.
(feel like I was hit by a train)
Your combination of bravery and stupidity in being willing to stand behind that giant slingshot even though that beer can might come right back at you is truly to be praised.
(oooooooof, I think I cracked my sternum)
So load up another Old Milwaukee, and crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O'Master of Disaster. You might as make use of those Kidneys while you still have them.
(Mr. Beer In A Giant Slingshot Man)